Issue 081
November 2011
“I would prefer to [win the title] from Jon Jones. You think I’m cocky? He’s for-real cocky. He’s like go-to-sleep-praising-himself cocky. I would love to teach him a lesson.”
Rashad Evans eyes the UFC light heavyweight prize around Jon Jones’ waist
“You hear guys making statements that are ignorant all the time. And they’ve never spent 15 minutes looking up or studying hormone replacement. They make statements like that because the media propaganda machine brainwashes the average citizen into thinking steroids are bad. When really, they are medicine. But just like any medicine, if you abuse it, it becomes a drug.”
Dennis Hallman’s well-argued defense of his Testosterone Replacement Therapy use, forever to be buried by the memory of his sky-blue UFC 133 speedos
“You good, homie, but you ain’t the best. I’m the best and I’m going to show you. Bow down. Polish that belt.”
‘Rampage’ Jackson gives a version of his Ariel Helwani alpha male theory to Jon Jones
“The one statement I’ll make is we’re not saying there’s not good fighters in other places. What we’re saying is, the only place where the best fighters fight the best all the time is the UFC.”
UFC matchmaker Joe Silva: small in stature, big in words
“A guy who lives about preference is a guy who’ll do whatever. So pretty soon people are going to be doing silly things. Pretty soon they’re going to be doing porno with the neighbor. I don’t know what’s going on, on the Internet, but you know one thing, I don’t know what you’ve been clicking so make sure you’re clicking the right thing.”
Vitor Belfort’s threat leaves the internet-using male public glancing over their shoulders
“Look, this isn’t 1984. This isn’t Iron Sheik vs Sergeant Slaughter. I’m not going to walk to the ring in curled-up boots looking for a camel clutch. I’m not the bad guy here. [Brian Stann]’s an American. I’m an American, too. He loves the USA. I love the USA, but on October 8th in Houston, Texas, there’s going to be a red, white and blue ass-whipping.”
Spat Chael Sonnen, pushing the mic back at ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund and saying something about if we could smell what he was cooking?
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