Issue 025

May 2007

Diego Sanchez testing positive for marijuana

How the fuck do people fight when they are stoned? All I could do was sit on the sofa and eat shit.

Posted by Kat

Who would you rather smoke with? 

Diaz or Sanchez? I like Diego as a fighter, but I think it would be unpleasant to smoke a bowl with him. You saw how he acted when he got drunk on the tv show. The guy is a bit freaky. He would probably take off his shirt and start flexing, something disturbing like that. I would probably make my excuses and leave asap.

I think it'd be more fun to get high with Nick, based on the fact that he took off his shoe and threw it at Diego's head just before they fought on that UFN. I think he would have some funny stories... that one alone has me in stitches every time I think about it. However, he seems like he might start getting pissed off and aggressive if he got too high.

Baroni also smokes... I think he'd be better than Sanchez or Diaz, because he's a big talker and pretty funny. It would be entertaining to watch him go off on one of his egotistical rants, plus I wouldn't be so threatened because if he got violent I could just take him down or dodge his punches till he gassed.

Posted by Dr Violence