Issue 102

The legend of Tim Sylvia regularly passing wind during his fights is well known amongst MMA fans. And whilst some may call it gross and disrespectful, consider the fact the average person actually unleashes their own gas 14 times per day. Now we can't pretend it's just the 'Maine-iac' who does it can we...?

SHORT SHARP SHOCK

A tip for short fighters who are trying to get an advantage in the height area: try scheduling a fight for the morning, as you're half an inch taller due to fluids compressed in between the discs in our spine during the day.

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