It seems nothing’s sacred to USADA. It’s bad enough that some fighters have to be up at all hours of the night, but interrupting an evening between a man and his wife is going too far.

Demetrious Johnson risked the wrath of his significant other when UFC’s drug-testing partners gave the champ a call and demanded a sample of his urine, immediately.

There was nothing for it than for ‘Mighty Mouse’ to dive into the nearest convenience store to pee into a cup.

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