Issue 140

April 2016

“I expect all those people that think I’m gonna get knocked out in 10 seconds to be disappointed. I expect people to bet against me and lose their money. I expect people to get divorced because they’re upset that their wife wanted me to win, and they wanted me to lose, you know?”

The real CM Punk is finally standing up ahead of his delayed debut.

“All of us fighters have all fought injured at one time or another, but I can’t ignore this injury, as my doctor has indicated that not addressing the problems with my sciatic nerve could have longer-term consequences.”

Cain Velasquez’s body taps him out again.

“My knee is good. It was my left foot. I had a foot injury when I came in: plantar fasciitis tendonitis. Lots of golfers get it. I wish I was a golfer, it would be a lot easier... And more money.”

UFC champ Dominick Cruz’s broken body wouldn’t go 18 holes.

“I predicted it in advance. Ronda trained with an idiot.”

Ronda Rousey’s mom Dr. Ann Maria De Mars slams coach Edmond Tarverdyan.

“My concern is the long-term neurological stuff. You see me fight, I don’t go in there and not take damage. I f***ing take damage. I take punishment. I’ll take two to give one, and that’s just kind of my style.”

Welterweight standout Carlos Condit’s concerns fuel thoughts about retirement.