Issue 055

October 2009

“He got offered a fucking ass-load of money. A ton of money, everything he wanted. He can go fight in sambo every fucking Thursday night if he wants to. He can do everything he wanted to. We showed them nothing but respect. It’s insanity to turn down a deal like this.” Dana White on trying to sign Fedor

“Just ate my breakfast while reading the news on a small electronic tablet [iPhone]. A black guy is president. We live in the future!”  

Mayhem Miller

“Some states require us to wear breast padding, since we’re allowed to punch there. One time I didn’t have any, a guy told me to put a rolled-up towel in my bra. I said no. I usually wear three sports bras during a fight.”  Gina Carano

“People said I took too many punches, but you know what man? I talk to all of the referees before the fight and I let them know that’s the way I want to go out. I don’t want there to be a question of if I was okay still or still awake. I respect [Josh] Rosenthal [referee] for doing that! People thought it might have been too much, but for me, it’s not enough. Every time I go out, I put my life on the line and if I’m going to lose a fight, that’s the way I want to go out.” Miguel Torres

“GSP will lose eventually. I think anybody and everybody he’s facing now will give him a run for his money. He’s going to have to fight to keep that title.” Anthony ‘Rumble’ Johnson

“I saw three guys at the mall wearing Ed Hardy glitter shirts walking one in front, two behind. It was like a Bermuda triangle of douche.” Joe Rogan

“I would enjoy fighting Fedor; hopefully the UFC can seal something together. And I think the best should absolutely fight the best and,ww if that’s what they want, that’s what they are going to have to try to get.” Brock Lesnar

“I haven’t fought in a while, but I left my mark in history.” Igor Vovchanchyn.