Issue 054
September 2009
The Fighter
Bobby Lashley,
4-0-0, former WWE wrestler.
The Fan
Darryl Ross.
The Writer
Rich Cartey
Regular writer for Fighters Only
The Insider
Tony Valente,
Actor, stuntman and former fighter.
1. Will Kimbo make it in TUF 10?
Bobby Lashley
No, I believe Kimbo will lose early in the show unless he scares / punks the guys in the house.
Darryl Ross
Kimbo is tough but has no technique. He’ll tap!
Rich Cartey
I think by a strange twist of fate it may be possible, but he’s got a proven glass jaw. It’s up for grabs. I can’t really see it.
Tony Valente
Kimbo Slice is like a chocolate Easter bunny. He’s big, he’s black, looks great in the box, but once you bite him, he’s hollow!
2. Does the MMA scoring system for judges need to be overhauled?
Bobby Lashley
I don’t think scoring needs an overhaul. My coach used to always say, “Don’t leave it up to the judges / referees, win big!”
Darryl Ross
Most fights end in a tap or knockout. But when they don’t, MMA needs to clarify the points for body shots, leg kicks and general aggression.
Rich Cartey
Yes. It’s too open to interpretation and there are problems as to what is more valuable, a takedown or a strike.
Tony Valente
Judging is pretty fair so far, as long as Matt Serra is not fighting.
3. Dyed, crazy haircuts and painted toenails. Fashion statement or fashion victims?
Bobby Lashley
I think the dyed crazy hair thing is whoever’s personal choice. We are still in the entertainment business. Have fun and entertain!
Darryl Ross
It’s both! It’s part sport, part rock concert. The winner had fashion, the loser was the victim!
Rich Cartey
Victims. I’m all for people doing what they want to do but, I dunno, it’s not something I’d do.
Tony Valente
Nails and hair, attention whores – focus on KO’s, not dressing like ho’s.
4. Is Shogun the guy to beat Machida?
Bobby Lashley
I don’t think Shogun will beat Machida but I believe it will be a great fight.
Darryl Ross
Shogun will give Machida trouble. Machida will give Shogun a loss.
Rich Cartey
Based on his recent performances, no. I love upsets and the idea of him winning, but I can’t see it happening.
Tony Valente
Shogun will need a gun to beat Machida! Karate is back!
5. Imagine they’re making a movie of Dana White’s life. Who should they get to play him?
Bobby Lashley
They should get John Cena to play his role.
Darryl Ross
That badass dude from the Transporter movies, Jason Statham. Definitely directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Rich Cartey
I don’t know. You’d need somebody a bit mouthy!
Tony Valente
Vin Diesel should play Dana White. They’re both assholes and charming at the same time.
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