Issue 150

January 2017

1: ROY NELSON - BIG COUNTRY MULLET

The most famous mullet in fight sports is all part of the rotund heavyweight’s charm – and now comes with complimentary out-of-control facial hair.

2: SETH PETRUZELLI - SHOCKING PINK PATCHWORK

Shocking pink patchwork. The night ‘The Silverback’ knocked out Kimbo Slice was the most celebrated moment of his career, but he had to spoil it with that pink and black dye job.

3: LOUIS GAUDINOT - LEPRECHAUN GREEN

Dying your hair like you’re the star of a cheap St Patrick’s Day parade will only ensure you carry an uncanny resemblance to an Oompa Loompa.

4: JENS PULVER - TRAMLINES

Tramlines (don’t don’t do it) Take your pick from ‘L’il Evil’s WEC days. The former UFC champ should have fought his stylist for some shocking shaves.

5: RICARDO FUNCH - BAD BRAIDS

‘The Golden Boy’ had a poor 0-4 Octagon run, but this atrocity from UFC 107 was worse than any loss.

6: VITOR BELFORT - CHRISTIAN CROP

'The Phenom’ has done it all in the cage – as well as just about everything you could imagine to his dome. The Brazilian’s barber must be highly skilled, because he’s done shaved, curly, cornrows, and his most recent mohawk-crucifix combo, which is something even Jesus would struggle to forgive.

7: HEATH HERRING - MANGLED MANE

The ‘Texas Crazy Horse’ had some incredible approaches to his appearance during his long career in Japan and the US. Many of which looked like they’d been done after he’d fallen asleep drunk at a frat party and a dozen of his fellow pledges had gone to town on his head with clippers and dye.