Issue 135

December 2015

“I can make you rich. I’ll change your bum life. When you sign to fight me, it’s a celebration. You ring back home, you ring your wife, ‘Baby, we’ve done it. We’re rich, baby. Conor McGregor made us rich. Break out the red panties.’”

McGregor breaks down what it means to score a fight with ‘The Notorious’

“It’s good, he sells the fights. But if he comes to 155, I’m gonna bend his little ass over and knock the f**kin’ lucky charms out of him.”

McGregor be warned, Donald Cerrone doesn’t believe in luck

“Everybody thought that I was telling him to calm down, but his zipper was down. You’re jumping up, talking s**t to everybody and your zipper was down.”

UFC president Dana White keeps a little more than just Conor’s ego in check

“John Dodson was saying that I’m garbage, I’m boring, I’m a plague on the division, but look at my face. I look prettier than a motherf**ker, and that’s what technique gets you right there.”

Demetrious Johnson was ready to head straight to his after-party after UFC 191

“It’s so unfair if one person tests for steroids that could actually really hurt a person and the other smokes a plant that makes them happy. He gets suspended for five years.”

Ronda Rousey blasts the NSAC for its five-year suspension of Nick Diaz