Issue 054

September 2009

“What surprised me the most was the amount of pretty girls there dressed to kill. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I thought for sure a UFC would have been a huge sausage fest, but it wasn’t! What were these girls doing watching this crap? And they seemed to be really into it.” 

Stephan Bonnar on his first live UFC

“Nice girls always date evil bastards, it’s the balance of the universe – at least that’s how I rationalize being evil...” 

Mayhem Miller

“I think I would rather lick some old dog poop then sit here with my financial advisor doing taxes... Is there anything worse? Really?” 

Jorge Gurgel

“I am the link between the potheads and the meatheads. I bring them together.” 

Joe Rogan  

“I think Machida is getting a lot of hype, and I know he has lots of big wins over a lot of big fighters, and a lot of experience over me. I don’t think he’s Christ; I think he’s very beatable. They’re looking at him and his karate like he’s Bruce Lee. He’s not Bruce Lee.” 

Jon Jones on Lyoto Machida.  

“Rashad, u was rite and wrong [sic]. Them Brazilian women be fine but I seen more badder ones in Ft Lauderdale than in Rio.” 

King Mo, via Twitter

“Varner will come back in 2010 to unify the belt. But they might have to break his arm off and get him a new one. Can I add that Jaime Varner is a fag?” 

Donald Cerrone, on fighting for the interim WEC lightweight title while Varner recovers from injury.  

“It’s like having Chuck Norris in your corner.” 

Joe Stevenson on being coached by Greg Jackson.