Issue 151
February 2017
The influence of Buddhism and Confucianism inspired many great Japanese philosophers with edified insights into society and spirituality.
But in spite of centuries of enlightened thinking, nobody has came up with anything quite like Teruto Ishihara’s dissection of Artem Lobov.
“A goldfish poop can never become a goldfish. (Conor) McGregor is the goldfish and Artem is the thin poop that’s following the goldfish around,” he said through his translator.
‘The Russian Hammer’ didn’t take kindly to this carefully considered analysis and beat up ‘Yashabo’. He must be more of a Dostoyevsky disciple.
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